{"id":220,"date":"2012-10-17T14:34:03","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T19:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whywesuckblog.wordpress.com\/?p=105"},"modified":"2012-10-17T14:34:03","modified_gmt":"2012-10-17T19:34:03","slug":"there-are-too-many-people-on-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/my.vanderbilt.edu\/artofblogging\/2012\/10\/there-are-too-many-people-on-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"There are too many people on Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"

Listen, I\u2019m not into genocide or ethnic cleansing or anything Hitlery like that, but I think we can all agree that there are just too many people. There\u2019s too much traffic. There\u2019s always a wait at the Cheesecake Factory. Asians<\/a>. There are almost 7 billion human beings on this Earth. I don\u2019t know how we could actually fix the problem without feeding African babies obese Americans or putting everyone who can\u2019t name the Vice President into a Hunger Games fight to the death, but something has to be done. Fast. Here are three people I think we can all agree just have to go. They don’t need to breathe our air or drink our water anymore, their need for attention has already stolen precious moments of our life. Spend a minute or two more so you understand what we’re dealing with, then go over to your nearest Long John Silver and sterilize everyone inside. Not sure why but I’m sure the people there are just as dumb as these.<\/p>\n

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