3. Political Correctness

Everyone learns at some point in their lives that some lies are more okay than others. We learn it’s better to tell people what they want to hear, what will make them feel good. We’re not supposed to be honest because, honestly, sometimes the truth hurts.

Instead we just say things that mean nothing. We tell fat people that they have great personalities. We assure stupid people that they just aren’t good test takers. We give mouthbreather little leaguers Best Effort and Most Improved trophies. People will go their entire lives without ever receiving truthful relevant criticism- something they can actually use to try to fix what’s wrong with them. We give everyone a blue ribbon and a pat on the back, constantly rewarding mediocrity, feeding unnaturally large egos, and most of all flat out lying.

Silence can be the most harmful lie of all. Saying nothing at all and letting people suck is worse than hurting someone’s feelings. Every time a motorized obese idiot (yes, that baby is sucking on her tit- no, that is not technically child abuse) scoots by and you don’t say anything, you only encourage that type of behavior. Sure we live in a free country. People can say, wear, smell, breastfeed however, whenever, and wherever they please. She can roll up and down the Hot Pocket aisle all day long. But we also live in a country with free speech. This is a freedom we rarely take complete advantage of. We let leash mom get dragged through the airport but always keep our mouth shut. Do you think your silence if going to fix her? Say something!  Offer her some good advice. “How about you just keep them in their cage and not try flying anywhere” “Maybe you should check at least one underneath the plane” “You should look into a hysterectomy” We can stop her. We can use our freedom of speech to say things that mean something, things that can change for the better.

Look no further that the leaders of this country to see how bad political correctness has gotten. The people we trust to lead us and protect us won’t even bother giving us the truth without a candy coating, if at all.

Any politician who says they have a “strong stance against illegal immigration” is really just saying lets keep those Mexicans out so they don’t take white people’s shitty jobs because they will complain in English.

Any politician who wants “to invest in educating future Americans” is really just saying you all are morons and can’t do anything right but hopefully your kids aren’t completely fucked yet.

Imagine a place where these people we supposedly trust actually said what they believed. What if they talked about changes that would actually improve the society we lived in. Debates would be about laws to get black people to not yell in restaurants, fines for adults who don’t know the difference between to, two, and too, regulations for the amount of makeup a teenage girl can wear.

These conversations are politically incorrect. They are controversial. They are offensive. They make people feel bad and force them to realize all they ways in which their lives are failing, People don’t hear what they want but what they need. What’s the alternative? A place where no one can do wrong and nothing that is broken is fixed. A place with backwards E’s and calculators to divide a number in half. Maybe we’re too free. If we really cared about someone we shouldn’t worry about hurting their feelings, we should try to make them a better person. Being politically correct shouldn’t involve white lies and half-truths. A real leader, someone who serves the masses and progresses our society into the future doesn’t lie to save face, they forget the bullshit for the truth.

Tell someone the truth today. You look fat in those pants, that joke was not funny, you should stop talking, you came in second place.

Tell them why they suck.

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Vegetarianism as a product of a naturalistic worldview

 Although God gave us the animals for food, he also commanded us to “fill the earth and subdue it” while also commanding us to “love thy neighbor.”

– Vegetarianism as a product of a naturalistic worldview by Jim Gitters, HOD ’13

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THINGS: Hurricane Sandy Is (kind of) Like a Werewolf

Happy Halloween, everyone! In honor of this spooky holiday, it seems only appropriate to devote this week’s post to the most frightening topic of the day.
Hurricane Sandy, with her 85 mph winds and 450-mile reach, is certainly a monster. No argument there.
But “Frankenstorm”? Really?
While I understand that whoever nicknamed this hurricane must have thought they were devilishly clever for replacing “stein” with “storm” (pat yourself on the back, buddy) I would like take a moment to deconstruct this little comparison, and perhaps propose an alternate theory.  
The name Frankenstorm does correctly note that Hurricane Sandy is worse than the sum of its parts. Take a regular ol’ tropical storm and add some westward winds from Greenland plus a cold front from the Arctic and voilà! You have created a monster! (More on that here)
If you’re going to continue with this Frankenstein comparison, then the story naturally requires some kind of creator of the thing. Many have pointed the finger at climate change as responsible for the deadly combination of weather anomalies that is Sandy. Though it’s illogical to link a phenomenon such as a hurricane to climate change (because climate change is about long term patterns, and this would be more along the lines of what we like to call “weather), scientists are looking for the possible link between Sandy and that gum wrapper you just threw on the ground.
Adam Frank with NPR reports, “One thing that does seem clear is that warmer oceans (a la global warming) mean more evaporation, and that likely leads to storms with more and more dangerous rainfall of the kind we saw with Hurricane Irene last year.”
            Regardless, it’s comically spooky that the one thing that was completely ignored during the presidential campaigns, and, most obviously, at the final presidential debate at Lynn University, has come to wreck havoc on the election.
Obama and Romney ignore the challenge of climate change (David Horsey / LA Times / October 30, 2012) 

So here’s what I’m getting at:
If Hurricane Sandy was actually like Frankenstein, then…
1)    There would be someone who intentionally created the storm, preferably a mad scientist type

2)   People would run into the storm with pitchforks and torches instead of hiding in their houses for safety.
3)   The American public would finally realize that “Frankenstein” is the name of the doctor who creates the monster, not the monster itself! (The monster’s name is “Frankenstein’s monster” – sorry for the cliff-hanger there.)


…and his monster





Dr. Victor Frankenstein








This is just one of those pet peeves we English majors harbor against the general public. Please respect Mary Shelley’s wonderful work of fiction by referring to her characters properly. Thanks!

Now, to replace this nonsensical comparison with my own!
Werewolves
Whether or not you believe in werewolves or are a Twilight fan is completely irrelevant to this discussion. For the sake of comparison, we will only be looking at the supposed facts about werewolves.

Firstly, it is well known that werewolves turn from their human form to their wolf form on the eve of the full moon.
Secondly, if you have any fear of being bitten by a wolf (were- or non-were-) it is wise to prepare yourself. The easiest way to protect yourself from a werewolf is to carry some kind of silver weapon.
Thirdly, (a tidbit you might not know) one method of curing someone from werewolfism (yes that’s the technical term) is exhaustion, meaning that essentially you just have to wait it out.
Hurricane Sandy
Full moon you say?  National Geographic kindly pointed out that the full moon, which occurred on October 29th (dangerously close to Hallows Eve) is adding to the catastrophe of the storm. Because of the alignment of the Earth with the sun and the moon that occurs during a full moon, there is a stronger pull on the Earth than normal. “This pull can cause a bulge in the ocean that makes high tides a little higher than at other times of the month. These tides are known as “spring” tides, so-called because high tides spring up higher than usual,” reports Willie Drye with National Geographic News.
courtesy of National Geographic

Next, just as you can prepare for a werewolf attack, so too can you prepare for a massive hurricane. No silver weapons needed. (Take note, East coasters!…but seriously.)The federal government suggests that you prepare by:
       Being aware of the latest forecast
       Having cash on hand in case ATMs don’t work or the bank is closed
       Have a plan for your family, business, and property
(Wait…in general? Duh. In that order? Hopefully!)
       Assemble a disaster preparedness kit (including a sleeping bag, three days worth of food and water, a first aid kit, games, and more)
       Purchase flood insurance
Well, I’d say that’s pretty similar to werewolf preparedness. You’ve gotta know where the werewolf is, have cash just in case, have a plan for your life (obviously), have a werewolf preparedness kit (minus the sleeping bag, plus a silver sword), and…go to your local voodoo shop and see what “insurance”-type spells you can conjure up.
Finally, if none of that works, the only way to really “cure” the storm is to wait it out. Exhaustion. Just like a werewolf.
It should be quite obvious by now that we should have nicknamed Hurricane Sandy something quite different. (Despite hours of attempting to come up with a clever werewolf and hurricane combo name, I’m stumped. Any suggestions?)Certainly, if there was ever a werewolf attack, I should hope that you are prepared and have a minimal knowledge of the beast.
You should probably also do exactly what the people of New England are doing amidst Hurricane Sandy: if you’re in a safe zone, stay where you are and wait it out. If you’re not in a safe zone, grab your disaster kit and run for your life. 

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THINGS: Hurricane Sandy Is (kind of) Like a Werewolf

Happy Halloween, everyone! In honor of this spooky holiday, it seems only appropriate to devote this week’s post to the most frightening topic of the day.
Hurricane Sandy, with her 85 mph winds and 450-mile reach, is certainly a monster. No argument there.
But “Frankenstorm”? Really?
While I understand that whoever nicknamed this hurricane must have thought they were devilishly clever for replacing “stein” with “storm” (pat yourself on the back, buddy) I would like take a moment to deconstruct this little comparison, and perhaps propose an alternate theory.  
The name Frankenstorm does correctly note that Hurricane Sandy is worse than the sum of its parts. Take a regular ol’ tropical storm and add some westward winds from Greenland plus a cold front from the Arctic and voilà! You have created a monster! (More on that here)
If you’re going to continue with this Frankenstein comparison, then the story naturally requires some kind of creator of the thing. Many have pointed the finger at climate change as responsible for the deadly combination of weather anomalies that is Sandy. Though it’s illogical to link a phenomenon such as a hurricane to climate change (because climate change is about long term patterns, and this would be more along the lines of what we like to call “weather), scientists are looking for the possible link between Sandy and that gum wrapper you just threw on the ground.
Adam Frank with NPR reports, “One thing that does seem clear is that warmer oceans (a la global warming) mean more evaporation, and that likely leads to storms with more and more dangerous rainfall of the kind we saw with Hurricane Irene last year.”
            Regardless, it’s comically spooky that the one thing that was completely ignored during the presidential campaigns, and, most obviously, at the final presidential debate at Lynn University, has come to wreck havoc on the election.
Obama and Romney ignore the challenge of climate change (David Horsey / LA Times / October 30, 2012) 

So here’s what I’m getting at:
If Hurricane Sandy was actually like Frankenstein, then…
1)    There would be someone who intentionally created the storm, preferably a mad scientist type

2)   People would run into the storm with pitchforks and torches instead of hiding in their houses for safety.
3)   The American public would finally realize that “Frankenstein” is the name of the doctor who creates the monster, not the monster itself! (The monster’s name is “Frankenstein’s monster” – sorry for the cliff-hanger there.)


…and his monster





Dr. Victor Frankenstein








This is just one of those pet peeves we English majors harbor against the general public. Please respect Mary Shelley’s wonderful work of fiction by referring to her characters properly. Thanks!

Now, to replace this nonsensical comparison with my own!
Werewolves
Whether or not you believe in werewolves or are a Twilight fan is completely irrelevant to this discussion. For the sake of comparison, we will only be looking at the supposed facts about werewolves.

Firstly, it is well known that werewolves turn from their human form to their wolf form on the eve of the full moon.
Secondly, if you have any fear of being bitten by a wolf (were- or non-were-) it is wise to prepare yourself. The easiest way to protect yourself from a werewolf is to carry some kind of silver weapon.
Thirdly, (a tidbit you might not know) one method of curing someone from werewolfism (yes that’s the technical term) is exhaustion, meaning that essentially you just have to wait it out.
Hurricane Sandy
Full moon you say?  National Geographic kindly pointed out that the full moon, which occurred on October 29th (dangerously close to Hallows Eve) is adding to the catastrophe of the storm. Because of the alignment of the Earth with the sun and the moon that occurs during a full moon, there is a stronger pull on the Earth than normal. “This pull can cause a bulge in the ocean that makes high tides a little higher than at other times of the month. These tides are known as “spring” tides, so-called because high tides spring up higher than usual,” reports Willie Drye with National Geographic News.
courtesy of National Geographic

Next, just as you can prepare for a werewolf attack, so too can you prepare for a massive hurricane. No silver weapons needed. (Take note, East coasters!…but seriously.)The federal government suggests that you prepare by:
       Being aware of the latest forecast
       Having cash on hand in case ATMs don’t work or the bank is closed
       Have a plan for your family, business, and property
(Wait…in general? Duh. In that order? Hopefully!)
       Assemble a disaster preparedness kit (including a sleeping bag, three days worth of food and water, a first aid kit, games, and more)
       Purchase flood insurance
Well, I’d say that’s pretty similar to werewolf preparedness. You’ve gotta know where the werewolf is, have cash just in case, have a plan for your life (obviously), have a werewolf preparedness kit (minus the sleeping bag, plus a silver sword), and…go to your local voodoo shop and see what “insurance”-type spells you can conjure up.
Finally, if none of that works, the only way to really “cure” the storm is to wait it out. Exhaustion. Just like a werewolf.
It should be quite obvious by now that we should have nicknamed Hurricane Sandy something quite different. (Despite hours of attempting to come up with a clever werewolf and hurricane combo name, I’m stumped. Any suggestions?)Certainly, if there was ever a werewolf attack, I should hope that you are prepared and have a minimal knowledge of the beast.
You should probably also do exactly what the people of New England are doing amidst Hurricane Sandy: if you’re in a safe zone, stay where you are and wait it out. If you’re not in a safe zone, grab your disaster kit and run for your life. 

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Hurricane Stories (Mine and Yours and Ours)

NYC Subway System flooded from Hurricane Sandy

September of my junior of high school—back in 2008—a Category 4 Hurricane, Ike, hammered the Gulf Coast. In Houston, oaks and pines cracked at their spines, falling on houses, cars, and power lines. Gray water rose high in the streets-turned-canals. Power lines hung limp, like forgotten party streamers, from their crooked poles.

The whole city shut down. My neighborhood lost power for two weeks.

At first, it felt like an adventure. The air was cool from the storm, and we opened all the windows to let in the breeze. Dad pulled out his old camping gear from the garage, and we used his small cook stove to heat up soup and boxed mac and cheese for our meals. We even had two large tanks of water in our attic, leftover supplies from the days when my Dad had prepared for the end of the world at Y2K.

The first night after the storm had died, Dad and I took our dog out on a walk through the dark streets. Wet leaves coated the sidewalks and splintered branches littered the ground. All of the houses were dark, and the neighbors had moved their cars into the garages. What can I say but it felt post-apocalyptic?

For the first time in a long time—with all of Houston’s many lights blotted out—we could see the star scape overhead. The moon drenched the houses in silver light. It was marvelous (though incredibly stupid and dangerous, now that I look back on it, with all those downed power lines, still static and alive).

Then reality set in. The city grew hot and the mosquitos bred in the water. We had no fresh laundry, no way to bathe ourselves, and nothing to do but tell stories, read books, and slowly surrender our minds to the inevitability of cabin fever.

What I remember most is not having a news channel, and getting information by word of mouth from neighbor to neighbor, from my grandfather, too—who is not a reliable source.

But those were the days before Twitter, the days before Instagram.

Now, with Hurricane Sandy, the power of social media has proved itself once again. I can only tell you in words, not pictures, what the streets looked like during Hurricane Ike. Who knows where the hard copy prints of photos have gone. If they’re not on my computer, they might as well not exist.

These days, though, the world has changed. Social media has stepped in to cover every part of the Hurricane. Our generation is that of the citizen journalist, and more than that—the citizen storytellers.

Fake picture of a scuba diver in the NYC Subway System

A whole new blog—Instacane—has been organized to collect the pictures of Sandy uploaded by the popular picture app, Instagram. That’s a new form of journalism. Flooded parking lots lined with the iconic NYC yellow taxi cabs, now underwater. The subway system, filled with green water, like a morphed image from Titanic, and the cars bobbing up from the depths of an underground parking garage. It’s another world up East, and the Twitter/Instagram generation is doing its part to document the damage.

Along with the journalism, though, there’s been quite a storm of story telling, too. Fake photos have flooded the web. Sharks swimming through the streets of Puerto Rico, purple swirling storm clouds around the Statue of Liberty, a scuba diver swimming through the flooded subway system—these fakes have heightened the stakes of the storm, and after all, isn’t that fair, too?

I think of Tim O’Brien’s book, The Things They Carried, and the story “How to Tell a True War Story.” According to O’Brien, sometimes a story has to be exaggerated or changed to get to the real heart of the capital-t Truth. Truth is emotional truth, not just a statement of facts. The picture of the swamped McDonalds (originally an art installation) demonstrates that feeling of an American normalcy dominated by uncontrollable and frightening forces.

The new social media have allowed us to enter a world where we can share our most painful, frightened moments—our vulnerability—with the rest of the world. It allows us, more importantly, to take comfort from that shared vulnerability. We are, all of us, in this world together.

Whether it’s Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans six years ago, Hurricane Ike in Houston four years ago, or Hurricane Sandy in New York and New Jersey today­—global weather patterns have grown more erratic—and who knows who it will be tomorrow.

The least we can do is continue sharing what we have: our knowledge and our stories.  Whether that means taking a picture of the flooded parking garage across the street, or photoshopping an ocean predator swimming beside a car, it’s all ultimately achieving the same goal. We are telling stories, and we are (hopefully) eliciting change.

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The Top 3 Ways America is Weathering this Storm

Sometimes it takes a literal gust of wind to break you out of a bubble… Living in this crazy city I now call home, it’s hard to keep up on the happenings going on outside of the Nashville bubble. It’s not until news breaks at home that I snap back to reality. In the midst of the hurricane that’s attacking the northeast I find myself bombarded with updates from the media and strangers as well as family and friends. The impending doom in the sky my mom alerted me of just days ago is now the source of chatter all over the Internet. And everyone’s digesting the updates through different mediums… coverage from major media outlets, Instagrammed pictures of the sky, personal Facebook statuses and tweets, even a parody Sandy twitter handle is sweeping the nation. In light of this crisis, I wanted to take a look at all that’s been cluttering my browser and examine just how America is responding to Sandy in the online world. So here’s my top of this week: the Top 3 Ways America’s Weathering this Storm.

3. Sandy wreaks havok in the news.

As soon as Sandy hit the Northeast, NY Times began full minute-to-minute coverage of its deadly effects. Videos, photographs, real-time accounts, and updates flood the “Live Updates” feed on the homepage of the paper. The jarring statistics of the death tolls and state-by-state power outages are accompanied by personal accounts from those faring the storm as well as alarming images of the destruction. The Times is just one following every moment. Twitter is home to further coverage from media outlets – celebrities and news stations alike commenting on the events and offering advice to those in its line of terror. The media is using its resources to process through the debris and make sense of the chaos that continues to ensue due to Sandy. During a time when America’s looking for answers, the media is there to lay the cold hard facts on the table.

“Live Updates” on the NY Times homepage

2. Sandy brings together masses of strangers.

Everywhere you look strangers and friends alike are posting and commenting with thoughts and prayers for those suffering through the storm. Facebook statuses, tweets, and blogs have been spreading well wishes to the affected areas. Being from Jersey, my social media feeds have overwhelmed me with words to stay safe. Everyone from my hometown to natives of as far across as California is posting encouraging words to help those who are in the midst of this. Americans truly come together, whether affected directly or indirectly, by whatever crisis is occurring at the time. With Sandy, many are reaching out through words. Kind thoughts. Prayers. Personal messages. Near and far Americans are sending a communal hug to the East Coast.

Home friends’ reaching out on Twitter & Facebook

 

1. Sandy will leave behind a collection of snapshots for the generations.

With every event large and small that has occurred in American history, photographs are one of the most valuable commemorations. The haunting moments of the storm are captured in snapshots taken on cell phones and chopper videos. Though the stories and statistics are absolutely horrifying there is something about images that make the destruction so much more dramatic and, for me, much closer to home.

My Facebook newsfeed has been far better than any news station. The images I see casually uploaded here are more chilling than any of those I’ve seen on the Times or FOX News. Mobile uploading is a way my friends from the affected areas are coping with the mess that’s taken over their lives. Though some deal with disaster through words or news breaks, those closest to me have been constantly posting images of their destroyed homes, cars, and beloved beach spots.

Side-by-side before & after of Seaside spreading through Facebook

A friend’s home.

Pictures of trees wrecking some of my friends’ homes. A car submerged in water. The images of Manhattan swamped in water. My brother’s texts of his flooded street in Hoboken. Snapshots of the destroyed Financial District. However what prove to strike the biggest chord among fellow Jerseyites are the striking shots of the Jersey Shore. The before and after of Seaside boardwalk…the rollercoaster in the midst of the ocean. Atlantic City homes under water and torn apart. Friends’ homes completely and utterly demolished in LBI. Places I grew up going to. More than that, they are places that most people from Jersey know and love.

The Jersey Shore will never be the same. Yes, these images have affected me personally. However, the ways in which we’re documenting our personal experiences is having broader affects on our out-of-town friends, strangers, and will leave a sandy footprint on Jersey’s historical timeline. Our online world is becoming more and more intertwined in writing our nation’s history. This is undeniable. But it’s events like Sandy – events that affect us personally, those we document, those we share among friends, those we deal with personally through social media expression – that prove the impact our digital documentation is having on our history as a whole.

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Hurricane Sandy

In a matter of 24 hours, Hurricane Sandy has taken the lives of at least 50 Americans, left millions without power across the Northeast, and devastated populous areas on the coast such as NYC and Atlantic City. Images of flooded roads and subways, infrastructure like the Atlantic City boardwalk, floating unattached from its home, broken into pieces, and homes and trees destroyed by the storm, are everywhere – especially on the web. Concerns for public safety and the safety of First responders and EMTs have become increasingly audible, and increasingly serious as the tragedy sets in.

With public transportation shut down in state after state, work and school postponed for thousands, and even more stuck in their homes, the last week before Election Day certainly came with a surprise twist: the most anticipated week of the campaign has been outdone.

While electric companies are tirelessly working to restore power to millions of homes, they are also trying to bring electricity back to polling locations by Tuesday. Electronic voting in a reported six or more states would be severely affected by outages due to the storm. Everything from filling out ballots, to submitting votes, to physically getting voters to polling locations, could disrupt this highly awaited process on Tuesday.

Of the 11 battleground states up for grabs in this election according to 270towin.org, six are concentrated in the Northeast, and have seen effects of the storm such as power outages, floods, fires, and snowstorms, which could have a major affect on voting on the 6th and before, for those states that have early voting. In particular, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Virginia depend to a great extent on electricity to cast votes. As of Tuesday, 250,000 people in Ohio had no electricity, over 300,000 in Virginia, and about 550,000 in Pennsylvania.

Besides swing states, the vast majority of the damage caused by Sandy has happened in blue states (those who are predicted to go to Obama), a fact which already coincides with the cancellation of early voting in many states, including Virginia, North Carolina and Maryland.

For many college students, this won’t make much of a difference, seeing as the majority have or will vote by absentee ballot. Although, this demographic tends to be, or at least last year was, more democratic than republican.

Nonetheless, in all likelihood the storms will not actually hinder voting in any substantial way. By Tuesday, the majority of districts will have regained power, and, moreover regained incentive to make their way to the voting booth.

One thing recovery from the storm will NOT bring back is the loss of campaign time for both Romney and President Obama in these areas, as well as advertising time in key states (like Ohio and Pennsylvania.) Any attempts by Romney to “ad buy” Pennsylvania and steal their electoral votes away from Obama’s camp.

The biggest influence of this untimely natural disaster on this election will be its ability to place Obama back in his role of President and out of his campaigning shoes. Honestly, the thousands (millions?) of people who are tired and fed up with months and months of campaigning from the candidates will be satisfied with seeing their president taking on such an important leadership role in these coming days. Already, President Obama has been praised by Republican Governor Chris Christie, a huge Romney supporter, and others for his exemplary efforts to aid victims of the storm. Historically, Presidents who have been in term during disasters of this sort have seen an extraordinary spike in approval ratings. Predicting that this will be the same for Obama during this time of tragedy is not a stretch.

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My City Sinks

I lived in New York for nearly twenty years. Time and again, we were told a massive shitstorm of a hurricane or tornado would hit. It never did, despite – given that inclement weather give me a day off from school – my rain dancing efforts to the contrary.

When I first heard about Hurricane Sandy, my thoughts drifted to these many false alarms over the years, when a power outage was the worst possible outcome. I thought of nights willing the lights to go back on: that way, my computer or TV would fire back to life, my cellphone would begin to charge, and I would be provided with a respite from what, at the time, seemed like a stint of boredom that would never cease.

Now, living two thousand miles away, surveying images of humans thrown on a stretcher, victims of the wrath of Hurricane Sandy, I find myself with a greater appreciation of eternity. 

As I flip through dozens of photographs depicting the widespread obliteration of my city – taxis flipped over, waves crashing over hot dog stands, citizens shimmying along the few dry surfaces (relatively speaking) that remain – I can’t but wonder if Sandy wasted time as she journeyed up the Eastern seaboard by watching The Day After Tomorrow. Her actions in flooding entire city blocks and stripping facades off apartment buildings seem stripped straight from the script of that – at the time, but presently to a lesser extent, laughably unrealistic – piece of cinema.  

As much as we’d like, this is no big-budget fantasy film: this time, as Sandy wreaks havoc, the costs are real – human lives scattered amongst thousands of gallons of water, fallen trees, and innumerable shreds of debris.

Eventually, all will be well. Power will return to the Empire City, its citizens and its neighbors. So will normalcy. Yet, as a part of the country generally immune to this sort of weather is now at the mercy of it, I can’t help but ask the eternal question, reframed:

How can anyone viewing image after image of entire city blocks underwater dispute the reality of climate change?

How can people still hold fast to notions of “disputable science” and a “lack of a consensus?”

It boggles the mind.

Still, perhaps there’s a way we can help.

Next time you come across such a misanthrope, show them a few photos of today’s aftermath. They say pictures are worth a thousand words – and since some of these subjects might not have the attention span (or reading ability) to digest that many in one sitting – let the visuals do the talking. Show them pictures of the FDR Drive submerged under several feet of water, of trees protruding into one side of a child’s bedroom and out another, of cars crushed, flipped upside down, and piled on top of each other. Show them the world’s greatest city – the financial foundation for our nation and the globe – ripped apart by a god (or if you don’t believe in such a thing, a climate system) that will no longer tolerate our offensive lack of giving a shit.

The evidence you put up for cross-examination might be circumstantial, the sample small, and our power of prevention marginal, but the consequences are no less real.

There is no greater threat to society, democracy or the environment than tolerated ignorance. By educating those who know no better, perhaps we might drown this ignorance in a flood of contempt and enlightenment, and foster (yes) an environment in which those who deny are considered those who enable, lambasted as malcontents not worthy of the earth they are so proud to offer up to the false gods of “freedom” and “a natural course.”

As a wise man once said, if we continue to take these people seriously, and follow their logic to its natural conclusion, we might as well decide not to extinguish a raging fire.  

Indeed, those who deny the affects of our actions on our climate – instead chalking it up to “God’s Will” – may not be directly responsible for this storm and the inevitable future ones to follow, along with the death and destruction nature has wrought and will continue to. Nevertheless, it would difficult to argue they haven’t lent a helping hand.

So squash this bug. Then, maybe one day, mother nature will decide not to drive her heel down and return the favor. 

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Sports and Twitter: A Balancing Act

I suppose I sit somewhere in the middle of the spectrum. I’m neither devout nor skeptical. I wasn’t converted particularly early or particularly late. I’m convinced of its utility in that it gives comfort to many, but I’m not yet convinced to the same extent of its necessity.

I am, of course, referring to the Church of Twitter.

Nearly two years ago, I launched my first sports blog, SoapBoxSportsByte. Despite its inaccessibly long domain name – one that absolutely no one, including my own mother, could remember – the blog served as the impetus for the creation of my Twitter profile.

At the time, Twitter was much more of a craze than a phenomenon. I figured that my profile – shortened to @SoapBxSprtsByte so that absolutely nobody could remember it – would help me promote my new blog and garner a little extra traffic.

As I soon realized, Twitter is so much more than a promotional tool. Rather, I’d venture to say (and given its proliferation on the sidebars and bottomlines of seemingly every current television program, I don’t think I’d be alone), that it is the most revolutionary tool for sending and receiving information since the invention of e-mail. At any given moment, one can log-on to Twitter and be met with thousands of musings, jokes and “did-you-knows?” on the topics that interest them. Granted, the musings might be from Joe the Plummer, the Did-You-Knows? on the intricacies of American defecation habits, and the jokings quite  tasteless; but, information is, at the end of the day, still information. You could make a strong argument that this overload of information, most of it marginal and all of it quick and fast and ethically loose, has caused us to neglect things more “important,” and has led to a further polarization and fragmentation of media. While I’d likely subscribe to this train of thought, it is mostly useless; Considering net impact and providing cost/benefit analysis isn’t valuable when the subject you’re discussing is going absolutely nowhere any time soon. Twitter’s here to stay – at least until someone creates a superior outlet for all the bullshit our friends used to get pissed at us for posting on facebook.

            Yet, as my blog evolved into the slightly less cumbersomely-titled TheFanManifesto, and as my twitter feed took on the new site’s namesake, and as I found myself furiously tweeting during and between sporting events, I think it is worth discussing how Twitter has impacted the way we watch sports.

            For sports fans, Twitter has become the third commentator in the announcing booth. (Or, perhaps, if irritating traditional play-by-play has your TV permenantly on “mute,” the only one.) A fanatic can log-on during the game to see how his fellow diehards are faring, or to trade opinions. A casual fan can hit the site and find explanations for rules he or she doesn’t understand. Fans of any stripe can follow beat reporters and other journalists, and in return receive information on in-game injury updates and statistical quirks that have yet to (and surprisingly often, don’t) make it over the television airwaves.

            Just one example of how Twitter has enhanced how fans watch their favorite teams: a few years ago, Fox hired the NFL’s former head of officiating, Mike Pereira, to chime into the broadcast and provide his expert opinion on controversial plays. It was a rare innovative move for a sports broadcasting industry that hasn’t changed all that much since the inception of instant replay. 

            In 2012, Pereira is already obsolete. Not sure what you just saw? Need an interpretation of a complex rule? Want to know if the play is going to be overturned? There’s no need to wait for Fox to play it back six times in hyper-super-slo-mo. Simply log-on to twitter, and read the opinions of a nation full of Mike Pereira’s – including @MikePereira himself.

            Yet, as are eyes remain glued to our Twitter smartphone apps, and as our fingers type furiously, eternally unable to keep up with Twitter’s pedal-to-the-medal pace, I’d also argue that Twitter has detracted – and not insignificantly – from the enjoyment of our favorite pastimes.

On SoapBoxSportsByte, I ran a regular “running-blog” feature. The premise was simple and derivative: Whenever I found myself at a sporting event, or sitting down in front of my TV to watch a particularly important game, I’d tweet in real time. Jesse Golomb’s thoughts, opinions, and corny jokes sent out to a group of a few hundred followers would then be repackaged after the game into a column for the blog.

But, as I continued to do these “running-blogs,” I found that I would spend more time looking at computer screen, googling statistics, and checking my mentions, replies and retweets then I would actually watching the action on the field. There were times I would be at a Yankee game, miss a play or pitch – and then actually, pathetically, check my timeline to see what everyone was so excited about.

Rather than living in and enjoying reality, I was doing everything I could to keep up with a group of people I had never met, in a forum formed on a foundation of one’s and zeroes.

And while most fans don’t tweet dozens of times during games, or write foolish “running-blogs,” there’s no doubt that a large percentage of sports nation finds themselves incessantly twittering about, unable to keep their eyes on the action they often pay large amounts in ticket, merchandise and cable fees to feel a part of.  It represents yet another part of the gradual shift in the identity of the sports fan: from casual spectator, to wannabe journalist, running blog or not.

All this is unfortunate, because as I said, Twitter isn’t going anywhere, and spending too much time on its pitfalls while ignoring its peaks is nothing if not futile. Yet, let this serve as a call to action, one more part of our manifesto as sports fans: pick your head up and watch. There’s a game on you used to care a lot more about.

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In Hurricane Sandy’s Fury, The Fingerprint Of Climate Change

In Hurricane Sandy’s Fury, The Fingerprint Of Climate Change

Interesting article on the connection between Frankenstorm and climate change.

“The irony is that the two presidential candidates decided not to speak about climate change, and now they are seeing the climate speak to them,” said Tidwell. “That’s really what’s happening here. The climate is now speaking to them — and to everyone else.”

Stay tuned — more on the election and its suspicious avoidance of climate change to come… Praying for everyone affected by Hurricane Sandy!

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PLACES: Hillsboro Village Is (kind of) Like Danville’s Long-Lost Twin

I simply don’t feel I’ve done Fido justice. Though I discussed it in my first “PLACES” post, there is so much more to say. Not just about one little restaurant, though. About all of Nashville. It’s a place far from my first home that now is my first home.
So for this week’s PLACES update, I’d love to introduce you to one of my favorite parts of Nashville: Hillsboro Village. To me, Hillsboro is the patch in the quilt of Nashy that feels most like my California small town of Danville. 
Bricks and centuries-old homes give each of these places a quaint, old-town charm. Don’t be fooled, though. Neither Hillsboro nor Danville is messing around. Cutesy doesn’t quite cover it; they boast some of the best high-end retail shops, boutiques, and award winning restaurants in their respective regions. Danville and Hillsboro are the perfect combination of class, culture, community, and couture.
 I’ve found very few streets I like as much as 21stAvenue in Hillsboro and Hartz Avenue in Danville.  (These towns are twins, right?!) And though I’d love for everyone to get to experience both of these lovely towns, I know full well that travel is limited a devious evil called “budget”. To solve this problem, how about a little this-is-like-that to help you imagine what being in either town would be like! 
We’ll compare Hillsboro’s finest to Danville’s dandies with Twitter-like brevity
…and if there’s not really a match, well, I’ll have some other comparison for you.

Bookman Bookwoman is like Rakestrawafter a tornado of dust, a flood of coffee, and a plague of old-people smell.
Sweet Cece’s is like Yogurt Shack with cooler topping dispensers, but not as cool toppings. #ironic #youneedaspoon,notaknife,alanis
  
Fire Finch is like Ella J.: stylish clothes, kind-of-a-splurge prices, and #cats?
Sam’s is kind of like That Bar: a decent scene with some good grub and the game on loud, but you’re more than likely to run into your boss, your friend’s mom, or a teacher. #yikes
  
McDougal’sis like…a hoarder’s paradise: if you look hard enough, you’ll find some decent fried chicken hiding between old license plates and newspapers. #help
The Belcourt is like The Vine. Both walk the fine line between artsy/cultured and pretentious, home to hipsters, documentary buffs, and businessmen alike.  #butstillpretentious
Side note: You should check out the Belcourt if:
       You missed Sundance and want to feel cultured
       You can name any Bon Iver song besides “Skinny Love” (even his cover songwill count, guys)
       You’re looking to be totally confused and bewildered by a film
Fido is like Sideboard on steroids, plus hipsters taking up all the booths, minus blankets for outside. #cmonguys #sharethelove
Jackson’s is like Pete’s Brass Rail: no one knows their namesake, but I’ve heard they’ve got some pretty good specialty beers. #iwouldntknow #imnot21yet
  
Pancake Pantry is like Valley Medlyn’s: if you’re local, you go there once a year. The portions are big, the servers are friendly, the lines are long, and the pancakes are great.
Provenceis like La Boulange: France meets America in the most joyful of ways – coffee and pastries. (But unlike Provence, La Bou requires real people money.) #vandycard
In review,
Things Danville has that Hillsboro should get on board with:
       A store for puppies and kitties! Like Molly’s Pup-Purr-ee!
       A nice consignment shop. C’mon. We’re college kids, not millionaires. Posh, while it is nice to walk through your rows of way-too-expensive dresses and wish I had Taylor Swift’s closet, at the end of the day, you’re more of a window-shopping kind of place. Take a hint from Danville’s Savvy Shopaholic.
       Sideboard’s hot chocolate with graham crackers on the rim of the mug – yum!
Things Hillsboro nailed that Danville’s slackin’ in:
       More than one coffee house! Sideboard is great, and I understand that Starbucks (*cough*cough* Char-bucks*) is nearby, but can we pleaseget our act together and establish another hometown coffee shop that’s bigger than Sideboard? Dear Danville, consult Hot & Cold if you have any questions.
       Jackson’s cookie dough egg rolls
But I guess even twins are different. I hope Danville and Hillsboro get to reunite someday. 

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PLACES: Hillsboro Village Is (kind of) Like Danville’s Long-Lost Twin

I simply don’t feel I’ve done Fido justice. Though I discussed it in my first “PLACES” post, there is so much more to say. Not just about one little restaurant, though. About all of Nashville. It’s a place far from my first home that now is my first home.
So for this week’s PLACES update, I’d love to introduce you to one of my favorite parts of Nashville: Hillsboro Village. To me, Hillsboro is the patch in the quilt of Nashy that feels most like my California small town of Danville. 
Bricks and centuries-old homes give each of these places a quaint, old-town charm. Don’t be fooled, though. Neither Hillsboro nor Danville is messing around. Cutesy doesn’t quite cover it; they boast some of the best high-end retail shops, boutiques, and award winning restaurants in their respective regions. Danville and Hillsboro are the perfect combination of class, culture, community, and couture.
 I’ve found very few streets I like as much as 21stAvenue in Hillsboro and Hartz Avenue in Danville.  (These towns are twins, right?!) And though I’d love for everyone to get to experience both of these lovely towns, I know full well that travel is limited a devious evil called “budget”. To solve this problem, how about a little this-is-like-that to help you imagine what being in either town would be like! 
We’ll compare Hillsboro’s finest to Danville’s dandies with Twitter-like brevity
…and if there’s not really a match, well, I’ll have some other comparison for you.

Bookman Bookwoman is like Rakestrawafter a tornado of dust, a flood of coffee, and a plague of old-people smell.
Sweet Cece’s is like Yogurt Shack with cooler topping dispensers, but not as cool toppings. #ironic #youneedaspoon,notaknife,alanis
  
Fire Finch is like Ella J.: stylish clothes, kind-of-a-splurge prices, and #cats?
Sam’s is kind of like That Bar: a decent scene with some good grub and the game on loud, but you’re more than likely to run into your boss, your friend’s mom, or a teacher. #yikes
  
McDougal’sis like…a hoarder’s paradise: if you look hard enough, you’ll find some decent fried chicken hiding between old license plates and newspapers. #help
The Belcourt is like The Vine. Both walk the fine line between artsy/cultured and pretentious, home to hipsters, documentary buffs, and businessmen alike.  #butstillpretentious
Side note: You should check out the Belcourt if:
       You missed Sundance and want to feel cultured
       You can name any Bon Iver song besides “Skinny Love” (even his cover songwill count, guys)
       You’re looking to be totally confused and bewildered by a film
Fido is like Sideboard on steroids, plus hipsters taking up all the booths, minus blankets for outside. #cmonguys #sharethelove
Jackson’s is like Pete’s Brass Rail: no one knows their namesake, but I’ve heard they’ve got some pretty good specialty beers. #iwouldntknow #imnot21yet
  
Pancake Pantry is like Valley Medlyn’s: if you’re local, you go there once a year. The portions are big, the servers are friendly, the lines are long, and the pancakes are great.
Provenceis like La Boulange: France meets America in the most joyful of ways – coffee and pastries. (But unlike Provence, La Bou requires real people money.) #vandycard
In review,
Things Danville has that Hillsboro should get on board with:
       A store for puppies and kitties! Like Molly’s Pup-Purr-ee!
       A nice consignment shop. C’mon. We’re college kids, not millionaires. Posh, while it is nice to walk through your rows of way-too-expensive dresses and wish I had Taylor Swift’s closet, at the end of the day, you’re more of a window-shopping kind of place. Take a hint from Danville’s Savvy Shopaholic.
       Sideboard’s hot chocolate with graham crackers on the rim of the mug – yum!
Things Hillsboro nailed that Danville’s slackin’ in:
       More than one coffee house! Sideboard is great, and I understand that Starbucks (*cough*cough* Char-bucks*) is nearby, but can we pleaseget our act together and establish another hometown coffee shop that’s bigger than Sideboard? Dear Danville, consult Hot & Cold if you have any questions.
       Jackson’s cookie dough egg rolls
But I guess even twins are different. I hope Danville and Hillsboro get to reunite someday. 

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Third presidential debate tweets

In the political world, Twitter has found its niche as a function of the 24-hour news cycle, a bastion of every sort of opinion or form of expression, and a facilitator of news headlines and updates.  More importantly, it allows for unfiltered and accessible political discourse and discussion, updates instantly, and is a much more efficient system for becoming politically aware. With an instantly updating home page and easy access to the most prestigious (or not) of political personalities, discovering the day’s news was never more pain-free. In honor of Twitter’s role in politics, this week I have decided to approach my blog in a different way.

 

Here is a series of would-be tweets (like most college students, I have a busy schedule and had to watch on Youtube a few days after) as a sort of live blogging of this Monday’s Presidential Debate.

 

Astudentguidetoelection2012: Romney – “Greatest threat of all: Iran 4 years closer to a Nuclear weapon”

 

Astudentguidetoelection2012: Romney congratulates Obama on taking out Osama Bin Laden, but “we can’t kill our way out of this mess”

 

Astudentguidetoelection2012: Romney – we need a comprehensive strategy to reject radical, violent extremism

 

Astudentguidetoelection2012: President Obama – “my first job as commander in chief is to keep the American people safe, and that’s what we’ve done in the past 4 years” #commanderinchief

 

Astudentguidetoelection2012: President Obama – Mr. Romney, your strategy is not designed to keep us safe

 

Astudentguidetoelection2012: Romney – my strategy is to go after the bad guys

 

Astudentguidetoelection2012: Romney – We have to help these nations create civil societies #dowe?

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: spouting statistics doesn’t show experience in foreign policy #incumbentchallengerproblems

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Pres. Obama – “the 1980s are calling for their Foreign Policy back”

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Pres. Obama – “I know you haven’t been in a position to actually execute FP, but every time you’ve offered one you’ve been wrong”  #debateburns

 

Astudentguidetoelection2012: Pres. Obama – “Israel is a true friend” #Israel #foreignallies

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Romney – need to make sure Syrian arms don’t get into the wrong hands #middleeastarmsbattle

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Romney – “I don’t want our military involved in Syria”

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Pres. Obama – “What you just heard is Governor Romney doesn’t have different ideas, and that’s because we’re doing exactly what we should be doing”

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Pres. Obama – “It’s very hard to project leadership around the world if we aren’t doing what we need to”

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Romney – “Our purpose is to make sure the world is peaceful”

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Romney – “We don’t know what the world is going to throw at us down the road”

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Pres. Obama – “America is stronger now than when I came into office”

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Romney – “We are going to have North American energy independence”

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Pres. Obama – “We know we’ve fallen behind in math and science” #education

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: The number one thing Romney will get rid of? Nothing but #obamacare

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: #thatawkwardmoment when all three people are talking at the same time

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Obama – “We also have less horses and bayonets” #USmilitary

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Best moderator yet #Bobschieffer

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Obama – “Everything Mr. Romney just said is untrue” #factcheck

 

Retweet @factcheckdotorg: Romney says Obama did an “apology tour” of foreign nations after becoming president. Not so. Ow.ly/eGy8y

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Schieffer – “With respect sir, you laid out quite a program there”

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: “after a decade at war it’s time to do some nation building at home” #Barackobama

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: How much does FP affect voting? the candidates seem to agree on more FP issues than they disagree on

 

Astudentguidetoelections2012: Terrorism and Nat. Sec. 5th in deciding votes http://www.gallup.com/poll/158336/foreign-policy-data-roundup-americans-candidates-issues.aspx

 

Retweet @factcheckdotorg: Obama says Romney wouldn’t have provide any gov’t assistance for automakers. But Romney did propose loan guarantees. Ow.ly/eGA20

 

Astudentguidetoelection2012: Pretty good speech by Mr. Romney at the end of the debate #blamegame

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Do hormones drive women’s votes? Should women vote? Are women people? What will CNN ask next?

The November 2012 election is quickly approaching. Women make up 51% of the population, and as I explained in my previous post, women play an important role in both the undecided and swing vote.

So naturally, of course, CNN wonders

What does science say about the fundamental biological integrity of a woman’s ability to vote?

To which the world responds, What the $#%! is wrong with you people?

Is this even a valid question? Are you anti-science or a hypocrite if you oppose this type of research?

While I generally support science for the sake of science, there are plenty examples of bad science, and of science that really isn’t science at all. Worse still, there’s a long history of pseudoscience used to perpetuate serious harm, like the scientific racism of the 19th century that used evolutionary concepts and methods from physical anthropology—measuring cranial capacity and facial features—to assert that blacks and people of color were inferior to white men and essentially a sub-human species.

Similar to the racist “science” conducted to justify the oppression and enslavement of blacks, pseudoscientific ideas about the status of women were used to fuel the opposition to women’s suffrage.

Society has evolved dramatically since then, but many archaic and determinist ideas about evolutionary biology still persist. These ideas, based on dubious speculation and pure conjecture, are used to inform entire fields of study, like evolutionary psychology and sociobiology.

Who are these researchers, and what are their research agendas?

Kristina Durante is an evolutionary psychology researcher and Professor of Marketing at the University of Texas, San Antonio. One of her major research interests concerns the evolutionary, hormonal drivers of female behavior. Recently, she conducted a study of the ovulatory effects on the female vote, operating under the premise that women are not inherently rational creatures and that behavior is driven by biologically determined, physiological mechanisms.

According to Durante, women feel sexier when they’re ovulating, which means that they are biologically compelled to want to sleep with lots and lots of men. According to her very scientific concept of ovulation-induced sexiness as a driver of political orientation, Durante deduced that single women are more likely to vote for Obama so that they can have abortions and consume mass amounts of birth control and defile the institution of marriage by supporting The Gays. Similarly, women in relationships are compelled to vote for Romney as an attempt to overcompensate for their biologically determined, monthly calling to cheat on their partners by being wildly promiscuous and sleeping with anything that walks. Oh, and apparently ovulation guides religious views, too. (My suggestion for #WhatWillCNNAskNext: If politics and religion are out of the question, can women think for themselves at all?)

Durante came to these conclusions by conducting an internet survey.

Let me repeat.

An internet survey.

On a non-randomized, non-representative, small sample size of women. SCIENCE!!!!!

The study has yet to be released, but the world caught wind of it when Elizabeth Landau at CNN got a sneak-peek of the research and blogged, “Do hormones drive women’s votes?” The post was quickly taken down after readers began flooding the site with negative feedback.

Here’s an excerpt:

The researchers found that during the fertile time of the month, when levels of the hormone estrogen are high, single women appeared more likely to vote for Obama and committed women appeared more likely to vote for Romney, by a margin of at least 20%, Durante said. This seems to be the driver behind the researchers’ overall observation that single women were inclined toward Obama and committed women leaned toward Romney.

Here’s how Durante explains this: When women are ovulating, they “feel sexier,” and therefore lean more toward liberal attitudes on abortion and marriage equality. Married women have the same hormones firing, but tend to take the opposite viewpoint on these issues, she said.

“I think they’re overcompensating for the increase of the hormones motivating them to have sex with other men,” Durante said. It’s a way of convincing themselves that they’re not the type to give in to such sexual urges, she said.

I do not support scientific censorship, but Landau should have had the foresight and the basic competency to better evaluate the claims, methodology, and underlying assumptions of the research.

The field of evolutionary psychology (EP) is fairly controversial, and many (most) of its findings are not universally accepted as a legitimate “science.” It is impossible to discuss findings from this field without this disclaimer. Not all science is created equal. On this level, Landau certainly failed in her duties as a reporter.

If a coloring book of dancing unicorns is slapped onto your desk with a sticky note attached that says, “SCIENCE,” should you automatically approach it as such and regard it neutrally? Where is the integrity of scientific reporting?

Here’s what went down in the comment section before CNN got all hormonal and decided to shut the whole thing down. I think CNN should have had the gall to stick by their reporting and defend Landau’s article, and allow commenters the unlimited opportunity to criticize this pseudo-scientific horse shit parading as legitimate research.

Some highlights…

The outcry pours in. The author gets a bit defensive…

Valerie
How FREAKING INSULTING! Good bye CNN………………….I won’t be back.
Re:
elandau
Hi Valerie, as I stated in the article, several political scientists are skeptical about these conclusions and offered alternative explanations for the results found. It was not my intention to insult anyone, and I hope that you will continue reading CNN.com.
Regards,
Elizabeth Landau, CNN

…assumes women don’t know how to read the news; informs them of the error of their ways.

elandau
Hi everyone, please read the entire article before commenting. You will see that academics at respected institutions disagree with the conclusions of the study, and offer alternative explanations for the results. This is an article about the process of the research; obviously more study needs to be done in order to make definitive statements.
Regards,
Elizabeth Landau, CNN
Re:
A thinking woman
I read the whole post and I’m still disgusted by it. To give press to such a study with the headline “Do hormones drive women’s votes?” is offensive. It’s not a question that should be posed at all and discussing the study in the manner you did suggests that it asked a question worth asking. A far more interesting blog post – and less offensive – could have focused on different voting patterns between single women and married women, for example. But to lend ANY credence to the suggestion that women are hormone driven voters is unacceptable.
I understand what you are saying, however, I think its a huge disappointment that CNN would choose to re-print something so ignorant and offensive. This “scientific research” should be re-printed in The Onion, not CNN. As a fellow woman I am totally blown away that you would even consider this responsible journalism.
Gina
Elizabeth Landau, why did you assume we didn’t read the entire article? I read it all, I’m disgusted with it, and I don’t think any more “study” needs to be done based upon such a condescending premise. Shame on you CNN.
RJ
I did read the entire article. I saw that there was skepticism voiced about the results. What I find offensive is that the QUESTION IS EVEN ASKED! Women have been marginalized for centuries and the justification used was because of our hormones. For the results of this “study” to even hint that women are unduly influenced–on something so important as who to vote for to lead our country–by what day we are on in our cycle is insulting! And the fact that this garbage was served up by a woman is even more of a shame.

Mitt Romney is feeling a bit vindicated.

Mitt Romney
As I mentioned last week, this is why I prefer my women to be in binders.

Todd Akin already knows about these things, from doctors and scientists.

Todd Akin
A woman’s hormones has ways of shutting that legitimate voting thing down.

Susan B. Anthony wants a do-over, takes back everything she said.

Susan B. Anthony
Women don’t vote based [on] policy positions—their feeble minds can barely grasp such things. Whether a candidate will have a woman’s support depends on what day of the month the election is scheduled. That is, of course, no way to run a democracy. I think it’s high time we re-examine women’s suffrage, and correct this terrible mistake of letting them have the vote in the first place.

The internet reminds women of their place.

ceya
As a working married woman (with children) who voted for Obama in 2008 and will vote for Obama again now – I find this “theory” insulting, patronizing and condescending. I vote with my intelligence, my conscience, and for my family’s future – and the future of the working class and the poor in America. I have NO desire at all to see Romney in office. I do think it’s high time we had a woman president – women manage families, businesses, cities and states. A woman can manage a nation just as well!
Marshall
Get back in the kitchen.

You call this shit science? Readers continue to weigh in.

erikc
It’s hard to understand why this article was posted. The underlying assumption is that women have some sort of built-in irrationality factor, with the further implication that men don’t. If you are going to write something like this, you’d better have a massive amount of evidence to back up your claim.
Remember that political polling is a fuzzy science at best, even without the pseudo-science cited here.
Planner 9/22
This study is a fine example of using statistics to prove your own set of pre-conceived notions. How utterly bogus and insulting.
Just goes to show you that some people will go to any lengths to belittle the worth of 51% of our population
Michael
Here’s an easy one. In order to do any kind of rigorous statistical analysis to isolate the impact of one variable on another, you have to be able to hold all other variables constant. In an internet survey of 275 women or another survey of 502 women, this is virtually impossible. You would have to randomize the sample selection and control for existing political leanings and also observe the women over time to see if there was actually any change in preference as a result of the cycle and then control for that change. There is a zero percent chance you can do this while holding all else equal in while a presidential campaign is actually going on because people are inundated with new information all the time that impacts their preferences. There is almost a zero percent chance that there was enough rigor in this study to draw any reasonably scientifically defensible conclusions. So yes, it’s, on its face very offensive, in large part because these are questions that wouldn’t be asked about men in the first place, but secondly, the science behind this can’t possibly be anything short of complete BS.

I concur, Leni, I concur.

leni512
The most ridiculous conclusion ever. I have never read anything more stupid.

Since my female brain is overtaken by emotion at this point, let me conclude by taking advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to quote liberally from Billy Madison.

And, the official Science Undone reaction:

To Elizabeth Landau, CNN author, and Kristina Durante, study author…

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Yours
Science

I’ll be putting my “academic hat” on in another post and will further address the problems with the scientific reporting, the study itself, and the questionable field of evolutionary psychology out of which this “research” was created.

Reference: Study looks at voting and hormones

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