Author Archives: ericrosenberg7

Proud to be an American

Posted on December 8, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

The first thing I thought about this video is that its unbelievable. But it’s really not. Are we supposed to Continue reading → Continue reading →

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You suck if you don’t know…Beetlejuice

Posted on December 8, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

Why We Suck should be more than just a place to appreciate all of our shortcomings. It can be a Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Election 2012

Posted on December 5, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

Congratulations to our President Barack Obama on his reelection as the 44th President of the United States. Just look at Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Gangnam Style. Still a thing.

Posted on November 28, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

New York Times “Gangnam Style,” the surprise hit by the South Korean rapper Psy, has now been viewed on YouTube Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Have we been shitting wrong?

Posted on November 28, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

These squatty potty people have some nerve telling everyone they can’t even doodie the right way. I can only imagine Continue reading → Continue reading →

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3. Political Correctness

Posted on October 31, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

Everyone learns at some point in their lives that some lies are more okay than others. We learn it’s better Continue reading → Continue reading →

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You suck if you don’t know…Beetlejuice

Posted on October 24, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWuHHMuxTQY That’s a face only a mother can love. But then again, you probably only get that face if your mother loves crack so much that she still does it when she’s pregnant. I guess […] Continue reading →

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There are too many people on Earth

Posted on October 17, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

Listen, I’m not into genocide or ethnic cleansing or anything Hitlery like that, but I think we can all agree Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Who actually comments on Lil’ Wayne’s Facebook Posts?

Posted on September 26, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

I hate all of my Facebook friends. I really do. And I’m Facebook friends with my mom. But I love Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Pig saves Goat. Human is Idiot.

Posted on September 26, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

In this video we have three parties involved. Let’s look at them. One. A goat that somehow managed to get Continue reading → Continue reading →

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2. FOMO

Posted on September 26, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

You decide not to go to that party at the very last second. You convinced yourself that it wouldn’t be Continue reading → Continue reading →

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1. Circumcisions

Posted on September 26, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

We begin Why We Suck with the first sucky thing that happens to us. Circumcisions. Don’t stop reading because you have a vagina or your turtleneck still keeps your guy warm. Everyone has been circumcised […] Continue reading →

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Why We Suck

Posted on September 26, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

Life is a funny thing. We are moving forward quicker than ever. We are creating the most intuitive technologies, curing incurable diseases, and connecting over 7 billion human beings closer and closer to each other every single say. We have the tools to create anything we can perceive. We are the future. But is this […] Continue reading →

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1. Circumcision

Posted on September 12, 2012 by ericrosenberg7

Everything Sucks. That’s a big pill to swallow. Let’s finally take this sepia, look at me I’m so unique and cool Instagram filter off of our lives and live in reality. But where to begin? I can only start to … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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